Some damn grown ass FOOLS. ROTFL!
One of the coolest thing I’ve seen an actor do.
I MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
Literally, ignore them.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
|—||Alex Elle (via textposter)|
This text from my dad made me so happy, after my rant about how much of a misconception people have on weed my dad asked me to roll him one, a few hours later he sent this
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
No matter what combination, these are all gold.
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
where the fuck is the bartender
repeat after me friends:
- vaginas are self-cleaning
- there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
- unless you have an infection
- in which case your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor
- but yeah
- vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts
- so fuck off